On Thursday, Seth asked me to make him some popcorn. I told him I'd make it for him after his nap. It seems that was not the right answer. Seth informed me that if I didn't make him popcorn before his nap, he would punish me. (Yes, that is the word he used.)
I was curious. "What kind of punishment will you give me?" I asked him, expecting him to say he would send me to my room for X minutes (which is the only "punishment" he's ever received).
"Sick cows and frogs," he answered.
I made him popcorn before naptime. I mean, I couldn't have him going all biblical on my butt.